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Marijuana and orgasm: weed does not improve sex life?

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Sex life: Let’s leave aside the debate about what is more harmful, alcohol or natural grass. Let the statisticians and moralists are arguing about the impact of the ban or allow the marijuana to the standard of living in countries. Today we will focus exclusively on the impact of marijuana on sex. Namely, on women’s feelings.

Often I have heard about how phenomenal works wonders pot with the intimate area of our lives. They say, men from it are just unbeatable lovers, and women have all sorts of orgasms: and jet, and clitoral, vaginal, multiple and – Yes, almost at the same time! Whether so it actually? I decided to check all of these stories personally, and at the same time to elicit the details of such experiments with their friends. Want to know how to actually weed affect sex?

Drawback No. 1: reduction of pain threshold

Samantha (the heroine of “Sex and the City”) somehow smoked jamb to make love to a guy whose dignity was too great. Indeed, marijuana facilitates sex with a large-caliber lover. No, she does not shrink his wiener to the size acceptable to the girl and does not turn the vagina into a bottomless barrel. It simply reduces the sensitivity and muffles the pain. And what is the pain? This is a wake-up call from our body that something is bothering it, it is his cry for help. Imagine that the body of a girl is a house, the penis is a cracker, and marijuana is the code for turning off the alarm. The same thing happens with the female body: without even feeling pain, it is still traumatized. And the pain is sure to come as soon as the dope’s action ends. And with the pain comes the awareness of the injuries. And it’s good if the case is limited only to muscle aches and mild discomfort to the holy of holies. And if the size of a man is modest, then the girl will be just bored – because the sensitivity has decreased!

reduction of pain threshold

Drawback No. 2: hunger and thirst

It is no secret that after eating weed can wake up a brutal appetite. As a matter of fact, this is one of the reasons why many doctors beg to allow patients undergoing chemotherapy to write prescriptions for weed. But how will increased appetite help sex? No way, he only spoils it! Imagine: you make love to your man, but you are not thinking at all about how beautiful he is and how well you feel with him. Your brain screams, “Give me a cheeseburger!” I want a pizza. And dumplings. I want a pizza made from ravioli and cheeseburgers. I want to drink! ” Is it possible to focus on quality sex, when unbearably hungry? Do not even eat, and … eat! Another unpleasant nuance for lovely ladies: you will not be dragged into healthy food. You are not going to cook yourself oatmeal, and with the appearance of a starving zombie, you will eagerly choke on fast food. And then bouts of severe nausea or vomiting may occur. Not really erotic, do you agree?

hunger and thirst

Drawback No. 3: fascinating hallucinations distracting

If the couple are lucky enough to get high-quality grass (and not dried basil in a bag), then the perception of the world can change. This does not always happen with everyone, but most often the body reacts to a stimulant. There may be hallucinations: molecules danced around you, walls breathing, colors began to sing. The world suddenly becomes amazing, unusual. I want to study it: touch, listen, inhale. And then there is no time for sex. To hell with an orgasm, because a flock of hummingbirds with rabbit ears just flew past you! Think I’m exaggerating? As if not so …

a fascinating hallucinations distracting

Drawback No. 4: bouts of paranoia

And it’s good if the hallucinations are pretty. Sometimes not sickly such paranoia wakes up. The sound of water dripping in the faucet drives you crazy, the motorcycle outside the window roars like a rocket on a Soviet vacuum cleaner. I had, by the way, the brand “Rocket”. Every little thing scares the hell out. And here again, there is no time for sex because there comes a panic and the smoker wants to quickly hide, curl up in a ball in the corner, cry fearfully and pray that the effect of the grass will soon pass. It is believed that delirium rarely comes from smoking herbs. And yet, you may be among those who are not lucky. What is delirium? This is an altered consciousness with a bunch of extremely unpleasant symptoms: from the inability to navigate in space to the desire to lay hands on yourself.

paranoia

Drawback No. 5: fun, too much fun …

It would seem that there can be bad fun? And the fact that the grass is inadequate and unrestrained. And once at a time, it is not necessary: ​​from the same herb a person can be calm, or restlessly merry. Why is it bad for sex? And here’s an example! Two in bed: enjoying each other – everything is fine. A man enters his girlfriend, and that … suddenly begins to laugh hysterically. For no reason at all. And it cannot stop, it is literally amused all around.

fun, too much fun

So is it worth risking and smoking weed for the sake of a faint hope that it is you who are lucky enough to experience mythical enchanting sex? Yes worth it. If you live in a bunker, where, besides grass, there are no sex toys or lubricants, and your partner will not be able to learn new sex techniques. In other cases, it is better to throw the joint in the bin and indulge in healthy sex. Believe experience experienced.

It is better to master the postures for orgasm, to comprehend the secrets of kisses and to learn to please a man than to spoil the night of love with negative effects from weed. Sex is the best and only useful drug in the world! 😉

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